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  • 71 77
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jul 18, 12 at 11:18pm

    Hey, at least you're not drinking the stuff that comes with screw caps. Or in a box.

  • 74 94
    Submitted by Donotdiscard on Jul 18, 12 at 11:23am

    Not unless you're kicking down doors with heels saying, "it's cock o'clock"

  • 72 91
    Submitted by WApple on Jul 18, 12 at 12:43pm

    No, not at all... and buy no I mean yes.

  • 64 90
    Submitted by Metallicaleb on Jul 18, 12 at 9:57am

    Not unless you were trying to be classy.

  • 60 93
    Submitted by karazyboys on Jul 19, 12 at 8:09am

    Not if you're trying out for a part in the next pirates of the Caribbean.

  • Submitted by plygtr85 on Jul 18, 12 at 7:39pm

    a cork screw is what...4 bucks? c'mon now. winos are supposed to be the elite of alcoholics