Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
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how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
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I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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