I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
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Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
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I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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