I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
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i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
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She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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