we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
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I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
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Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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