i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
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At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
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Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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