I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
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Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
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Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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