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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
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He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
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I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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