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Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
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I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
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Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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