That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
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my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
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Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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