Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
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We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
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So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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