i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
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Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
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Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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