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  • 66 40
    Submitted by enormoustard on Aug 12, 11 at 11:58am

    You really had me right up to the "hand job" part. Who still gives those? That's like giving out toothbrushes and dried fruit to kids on Halloween. Please use an orifice, ANY orifice. Guys don't care.

  • 59 27
    Submitted by kicksave1980 on Aug 12, 11 at 10:38am

    You'll go blind, kid

  • 53 48
    Submitted by mazerati on Aug 12, 11 at 1:13pm

    Don't diss the handjob. Mine are awesome--the boyfriend actually asks for them over a bj periodically.

  • 42 34
    Submitted by Erotophobia on Aug 13, 11 at 3:45pm

    Somobody obviously doesn't have enough sex if a two minute handjob counts as "madness"

  • 51 52
    Submitted by OnceUponATime98 on Aug 13, 11 at 3:39am

    @Mazerati and the OP... "You know how to give the best handjobs? Use your mouth." Tucker Max

    • 33 31
      Submitted by mazerati on Aug 14, 11 at 10:45pm

      Well that is the fun way to keep lubricated.

  • 39 66
    Submitted by 13263591191 on Aug 12, 11 at 10:38am

    I had the first thumbs up! Fuck you If you say this is bad