Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
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Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
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i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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