why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
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What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
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Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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