Non-Jews are for practice
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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