I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
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I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
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YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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