Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
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please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
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So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
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Do I have a choice?
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I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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