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  Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?

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• Better than the reasoning "it would get me laid at work"

  Submitted by dmoney1234 on Mar 1, 12 at 1:35pm

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  • My thoughts exactly.

    Submitted by wubbazugg on Mar 1, 12 at 11:12pm

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• JJ: really? I thought it was a chick, because chicks need to drop a line like that with a guy to get laid.

  Submitted by dmoney1234 on Mar 1, 12 at 3:53pm

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• Yeah, because the thought of you tucking little boys into bed is a good selling point. Try that you volunteer in some mentoring program for the underprivileged if you're looking to get the girls that are bleeding hearts.

  Submitted by Hedonistic on Mar 1, 12 at 1:42pm

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• You must be new. Have you seen the text on this thing. Girls at bars are hooking up with any dick around. You don't need a story to get laid.

  Submitted by dmyjuly on Mar 2, 12 at 3:39pm

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• Being charitable doesn't get you laid. Being humble about it. That does. :-)

  Submitted by retrop on Mar 2, 12 at 6:05am

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• Or you may be working instead of going to bars! Orphans need counseling on weekends. Oh btw, try and grow a personality...might help with the getting laid part. Just sayin'.

  Submitted by HRtiger on Mar 1, 12 at 11:54pm

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• OP is a guy.

  Submitted by JJdoggie on Mar 1, 12 at 3:38pm

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