Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
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im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
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My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
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