David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
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He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
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I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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