This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
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Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
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And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I said "one day" and that day is not today
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
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