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  • 96 72
    Submitted by porksword on Jan 26, 12 at 9:39pm

    Your fat will always have your back.

  • 73 79
    Submitted by aawwsshheett on Jan 26, 12 at 3:34pm

    Self pity is so sexy.

  • 69 78
    Submitted by stokedonsurf on Jan 26, 12 at 4:40pm

    Little tip. Dont be FAT and he will stay with you

  • 62 66
    Submitted by Linetrash on Jan 26, 12 at 7:27pm

    Fat Upper Pussy Area...

    • 59 80
      Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 26, 12 at 8:04pm

      isn't that a gunt?

  • 67 80
    Submitted by haliganbar on Jan 26, 12 at 3:39pm

    Your FUPA can keep both of you company.

    • 59 76
      Submitted by SCBeauty1983 on Jan 26, 12 at 6:18pm

      Pardon my ignorance, but what does 'FUPA' stand for?

      • 65 68
        Submitted by woopigsooie on Jan 26, 12 at 8:26pm

        fat under pubic area

        • 58 68
          Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Jan 27, 12 at 4:08am

          two words…eee yewwww!

          • 61 78
            Submitted by SCBeauty1983 on Jan 29, 12 at 12:27am

            @Snidely, I know, right? Yech!

        • 76 78
          Submitted by SCBeauty1983 on Jan 29, 12 at 12:26am

          Ooohhhhh, the Pube Pudge... Gotcha now.

  • 61 73
    Submitted by mrsoto on Jan 27, 12 at 12:37am

    Fat upper pussy area

  • 55 69
    Submitted by roughNready on Jan 26, 12 at 4:14pm

    if you exercised regularly you just might find your own hot chick... at some point..

  • 63 88
    Submitted by reeln on Jan 26, 12 at 4:21pm

    I picture the op as a half breed between eeyore and grimace

    • 54 85
      Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 26, 12 at 5:10pm

      Barney?

      • 49 72
        Submitted by reeln on Jan 26, 12 at 5:41pm

        Nah he's to upbeat.. and doesn't create happiness and self loathing by eating chocolate and processed foods

        • 54 76
          Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 26, 12 at 5:56pm

          but you never see him with a woman and he's very preoccupied with kids.a bit to much you ask me

          • 52 62
            Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Jan 27, 12 at 4:14am

            I love you. You love me. Let me touch you where you pee. But don't tell your Dad or he'll shoot me with a gun. Kiddy porn is so much fun.

            • 55 79
              Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Jan 27, 12 at 4:16am

              The previous comment does NOT reflect MY views at all.

            • 55 62
              Submitted by playin on Jan 27, 12 at 1:26pm

              effing brilliant... lol.

    • 61 78
      Submitted by SCBeauty1983 on Jan 26, 12 at 6:14pm

      I can totally see that, reeln... She sure seems like one helluva woman, huh? LOL!

  • 55 75
    Submitted by DILLIGAFp2 on Jan 26, 12 at 11:41pm

    Next you'll find yourself cuddling with a body pillow ... Lose the fat

  • 60 95
    Submitted by Phys on Jan 26, 12 at 5:01pm

    Lose the fat and you'll have a man which will keep you warmer and be better company than that back fat

  • 44 72
    Submitted by bee222 on Jan 27, 12 at 12:08am

    I know this is prob. A stupid question but how do you comment under another comment?

    • 62 67
      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Jan 27, 12 at 4:11am

      If you're usin the app…hold down on the comment till the menu pops up, then select "reply to so and so"