Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
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I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
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Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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