And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
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Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
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I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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