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    Submitted by ck24 on Feb 5, 13 at 6:03pm

    I would ask myself two questions.... 1) Why isn't she licking my nuts?.. 2) Where has her tongue been the past 24 hours?

  • 47 35
    Submitted by Scarecrowed on Feb 5, 13 at 3:13pm

    Dear God!!

  • 39 36
    Submitted by 1prettygirl on Feb 5, 13 at 2:47pm

    Lord, help this generation. That's not even close to what a fucking poem is.

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      Submitted by LemmePhister on Feb 5, 13 at 7:56pm

      I did the math. that is not even haiku. but this might be!

      • 29 44
        Submitted by WV_kiwi on Feb 6, 13 at 12:29am

        wrong

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          Submitted by LemmePhister on Feb 6, 13 at 8:07am

          I believe I said it might be. never said it was. quit being a shit.

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    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Feb 6, 13 at 3:43pm

    That's not poetry, that's a Labrador retriever.