Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
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I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
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My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
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Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Are we still banned from the library?
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.