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(310): View more from California

Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.

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(518): View more from New York

Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle

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(209): View more from California

he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands

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(630): View more from Illinois

is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?

(815): View more from Illinois

that's gum

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?

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