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  • 91 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 3:07pm

    Balls McLongcock says: Tell your vagina to stop falling on my dick

  • 90 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 2:41pm

    Never herd that before.... Physceeeee

  • 92 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 3:17pm

    Shirt quote fail, go back to 2003

  • 85 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 3:21am

    9:28 you're obviously thinking way into this. So take a breather... An just laugh at it. That's what this website is for kiddo.

  • 95 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 2:54pm

    Oh I get it! It's funny because boobs can't stare at someone! They are staring at the boobs! -Jeff

  • 89 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 2:44pm

    241, I believe you mean "psyche." Took me forever to try to figure out what physce means... fiske? fishy? fiskie?

  • 79 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 3:25pm

    I hope that's a girls chest they are talking about and not a pair of moobs.

  • 78 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 3:48pm

    Retarded. Learn some social skills.

  • 77 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 2:44pm

    I hope this was texted by another girl.

  • 81 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 3:42pm

    Charles Rutherford says: tell ur fucking saggy flap-Jack tits to stop permanatly lactating.

  • 78 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 4:50pm

    Come out of the closet already 3:42. You'll be happier.

  • 78 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 6:27pm

    Who cares? Boobs are great!

  • 74 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 6:59pm

    this is sooo lame. its so generic! saddd daayyy

  • 74 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 5:48pm

    My friend always says this to me! cuz i have a shirt that has eyes on it right where my boobs are

  • 73 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 5:09pm

    Fuckin T shirt bull shit, weak

  • 74 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 2:55pm

    how could the TFLN moderators post this one? This is less than stupid. My IG dropped 10 points just reading it

  • 73 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 11:35pm

    who the fuck is charles rutherford??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 72 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 2:57pm

    You do realize that it's IQ not IG

  • 67 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 3:47pm

    3:42 it's permanently. dumbass.

  • 70 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 8:35pm

    I soviet Russia boobs stare at pretzels -Crispy

  • 72 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 10:11pm

    old old old so old its lame tho i laughed wen my bf said it to me..

  • 67 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 3:34pm

    3:17 knows what's up. Wasn't the shirt "Tell your boobs to quit staring at my eyes." though???? -619

  • 65 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 10:34pm

    3:07 sweet name balls, I'm guessing you got made fun of alot when you were younger

  • 68 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 7:48pm

    7:24, it'd be genious if the person who texted it didn't rip it off of a t-shirt

  • 71 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 2:58pm

    2:55, don't you mean, "IQ?" Wait... Oh shit, IT GOT ME TOO!

  • 66 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 9:28pm

    so.. this text implies that the sender of the text was close enough to the receiver for her boobs to be "staring at him/her" yet.. they still felt the need to text it to this person despite obviously being close enough together to say it verbally.... either OP is a fucking tard. or this is fake.

  • 67 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 2:43pm

    I've heard that about twenty seven times already. not at all funny.

  • 64 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 2:55am

    Really???? OLD!!!!!!

  • 64 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 5:17pm

    U werent even first.......

  • 66 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 10:30pm

    You said a mouthful there, buddy