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the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.

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Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'

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I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.

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(816): View more from Missouri

He's been sleeping iwht ***

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Nooo

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Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb

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And then hit her in the face with a shovel

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?

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(203): View more from Connecticut

she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.

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what did you do?

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i asked her out. that's so hot.

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(360): View more from Washington

I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too

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