Texts From Last Night · cuntmuffin's Favorites

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

cuntmuffin's Favorites Texts:

Sort By: Date Favorited / Date Posted / Good Night / Bad Night

ADVERTISEMENT

(206): View more from Washington

i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.

Fav 53 6265 1193
share tweet
(917): View more from New York City

Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that

Fav 6 5817 880
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(314): View more from Missouri

On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?

Fav 131 32853 3006
share tweet
(704): View more from North Carolina

you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.

Fav 12 1910 3817
share tweet
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Read it at the TFLN blog
(917): View more from New York City

I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.

Fav 26 7084 1147
share tweet
(626): View more from California

that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.

Fav 21 1022 5385
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(732): View more from New Jersey

no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in

Fav 6 5938 1159
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(305): View more from Florida

The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.

Fav 89 11782 1099
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT