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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there

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(808): View more from Hawaii

You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.

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(702): View more from Nevada

When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.

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I've always been the spiritual type.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

it's like her boobs came off with her bra

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(551): View more from New Jersey

i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me

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