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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 4:10pm

    Thinking with your head and not your dick...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 5:20pm

    It appears that you are really NOT that pretty.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 5:09pm

    Win for sure.... Sheirff Joe would have your ass in pink. AZ DUI laws are pretty rough.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 4:10pm

    Fuck Arizona and our DUI laws... totally handcuffs my social agenda.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 4:07pm

    How is this getting good night?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 4:03pm

    Haha. Typed fail, those two popped up before it, perfect timing?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 4:07pm

    In Soviet Russia...............

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 1:25am

    Why would a guy be pretty?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 6:19pm

    FUCK JERSEY POLICE!!!!!! but the best was the judge confirming my ticket... "a DUI for blowing a 0.0 on a breathalizer" ohhhh marijuana<3

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 4:32pm

    Good for the OP. No woman is worth a DUI. Not even Alicia Keys.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 9:17pm

    alicia keys is so worth a DUI

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 4:05pm

    win no doubt. he ain't no bitches taxi driver

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 11:41pm

    been there done that DUI's SUCK!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 11:27pm

    this is so right... fuck a DUI. just call a cab when you finish

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 7:26pm

    well played. If she's pretty, pump her and dump her

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 12:20am

    haha I love Tempe, and this is soo true.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 11:37pm

    Soviet Russia pretty worth yoj

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 3:39pm

    Ha, ha! Suckers, this was sent by a girl, to a guy! Amazing the conclusions you all jumped to.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 4:00am

    2:31. Fuck off u retard

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 10:21pm

    It's YOU'RE!!!!!!!!!!! If you're gonna troll, use proper grammar

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 11:08pm

    I don't have any trolls either. You probably have a yard full of garden gnomes and a house full of pink haired trolls to 2 too. Doodoo chaser

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 10:35pm

    Its a free contry he can use your!!! bitch

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 11:01pm

    Good thinking. No bitch is worth jail time

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 2:25am

    @ 1021 lol at the gramer police on a txtin site. YOUR a douche