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(603): View more from New Hampshire

seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.

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(703): View more from Virginia

To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.

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(337): View more from Louisiana

Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.

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(913): View more from Kansas

Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.

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(312): View more from Illinois

I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.

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(571): View more from Virginia

Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero

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(480): View more from Arizona

We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."

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