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  • 55 30
    Submitted by SauceQueen on Oct 5, 12 at 4:37pm

    In the event that the oxygen level in the main cabin becomes unstable, suck my dick.

  • 48 23
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Oct 5, 12 at 8:06pm

    Put this over your mouth and nose, and breathe normally. Do not be alarmed if the bag does not inflate, because oxygen is flowing.

  • 37 31
    Submitted by jimboland50 on Oct 5, 12 at 3:46pm

    and my ass can be used as a floatation devise

  • 41 40
    Submitted by Deadwhale on Oct 5, 12 at 7:36pm

    Snorkel.

  • 21 29
    Submitted by loghog213 on Nov 19, 12 at 10:31pm

    My penis and my ass produce oxygen but you mother fuckers are weirded just kidding bitches