Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
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he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
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Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
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