you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
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Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
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He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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