guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
You can't motorboat a personality
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
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She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
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I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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