I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
smell my finger.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
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She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
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You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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