Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
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You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
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Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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