i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
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Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
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I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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