I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
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So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
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That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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