Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
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Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
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ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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