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  • 92 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 09 at 7:47pm

    usually I hit myself in the boob instead... not that that's a lot better...

  • 88 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 09 at 7:39pm

    Been there done that. Painful.

  • 85 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 6:53pm

    Awww 206....at least we are honest about what happens to us! ;-)

  • 83 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 09 at 8:47pm

    Can I hit you in the boob?

  • 84 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 09 at 7:09pm

    been there... done that. Im a chick, last time i ripped off a wristband drunk i cut my face with my bigass ring and gave myself a black eye... now i wait until morning.

  • 78 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 09 at 7:20pm

    They would, people from Seattle are a bunch of IDIOTS!

  • 82 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 09 at 8:50pm

    I once opened an envelope the wrong way up and a hardback book dropped out onto my balls.

  • 73 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 1:08pm

    why it is so important to rip that thing off when drunk... i'll never know, but i'll do it again.

  • 81 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 1:06pm

    Too many fucking hipsters in this city.

  • 76 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 10:05am

    That post actually made me LOL.. which is totally awful considering I'm at work and our office was dead quiet.

  • 86 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 3:23am

    HAHAHAHAHA, i did the same thing and bled all over a girls appt. drunk...

  • 70 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 9:32pm

    the best post i've read yet!!!

  • 64 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 7:54pm

    totally done that lol

  • 67 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 09 at 7:26pm

    did that once. also was wearing a ring... hit myself in the lip.

  • 63 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 8:18pm

    HAHAHA best mental picture!

  • 52 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 2:20am

    People from Seattle are rad as fuck so haters can go shove it.

  • 58 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 8:06pm

    similar story: guy was playing 40 hands and finished and was untaping the 40 and when he finished it smacked him in the mouth and he chipped his tooth. It happens.

  • 52 48
    Submitted by courts on Aug 13, 10 at 2:57am

    haha, i've done that before!

  • 38 41
    Submitted by uasbassplayer on Apr 12, 10 at 4:46pm

    Fuckin awesome

  • 32 30
    Submitted by NavyWife21 on Nov 27, 10 at 3:00am

    haha my husband cut his off with a pocket knife and sliced himself pretty good on the side oh his nose right in the crease. almost went all the way through. i cant decide which is funnier the actual incident or the fact that he was completely sober...

  • 24 40
    Submitted by silver03ga on Nov 19, 11 at 12:51am

    That's so fuckin awesome. I'm sure that would happen to me