I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
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He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
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Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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