It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
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I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
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Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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