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  • Submitted by tukabar420 on Aug 6, 10 at 1:37pm

    Support the troops!

  • Submitted by Chadwick on Aug 6, 10 at 2:08pm

    I think that's their motto.

  • Submitted by ilovewhores on Aug 6, 10 at 1:44pm

    way to be patriotic.

  • Submitted by cmillss on Aug 6, 10 at 2:54pm

    My brother-in-law is a navy seal.. I heard what training he's went through. I have so much respect for him, he sure can fuck whoever he wants.

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      Submitted by Randomguy08 on Aug 6, 10 at 11:57pm

      whoever = however?

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      Submitted by kakies on Aug 7, 10 at 4:30pm

      Soooo you're saying it's cool that he fucks your sister?

  • Submitted by whiteknave on Aug 6, 10 at 1:51pm

    And he probably does. He probably does.

  • Submitted by _blaze on Aug 6, 10 at 2:45pm

    @fucknuts, you my friend are a retard. navy seals are the hardest working, most dedicated people on earth. they fight hard for your freedom so stfu. ever heard of hell week fat @$$?

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      Submitted by blueyaa on Aug 6, 10 at 2:57pm

      don't feed the troll. i agree with you.

  • Submitted by ccowles on Aug 6, 10 at 1:38pm

    Hoo ra!

  • Submitted by fye_slamma on Aug 6, 10 at 2:25pm

    @FuckNuts4Life go jump off a cliff douchebag. Think about them risking their lives and you'll realize you're talking big shit for being such a little pussy.

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    Submitted by janski66 on Aug 6, 10 at 3:09pm

    Ha a navy seal can do what ever he want's he served and is serveing our country.

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    Submitted by guitarmageddon on Aug 6, 10 at 4:17pm

    Yay patriotism and support the troops and all that good stuff! But I'm sorry, if you're the kind of girl that is easily impressed by a uniform then go ahead, fuck all the servicemen/women you want. Just try not to get distracted by their shiny medals.

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      Submitted by anonymous8906 on Aug 6, 10 at 11:07pm

      all the military groupies thumbs-downed this but it is a very reasonable comment. support the troops is not the same as "give troops free reign over your asshole"

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      Submitted by funnystuff21 on Sep 5, 10 at 1:28am

      Why shouldn't they be impressed by a uniform?\n\nSounds like somebody's jealous.

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    Submitted by ggmate on Aug 6, 10 at 2:33pm

    Way to go babe, best text ive seen

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    Submitted by ice43man on Aug 7, 10 at 1:41am

    Anyone who says the seals are overrated is a dumb ass. Anyone whose training involves having to drown and be resecutated as a mandatory exercise has my respect

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    Submitted by _blaze on Aug 6, 10 at 2:49pm

    @fucknuts, o yeah. i forgot to add two years of intense training on top of hell week b4 they see any action. so you need to go f yourself

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    Submitted by CynicalWit on Aug 6, 10 at 1:42pm

    Unleash the torpedos! Fire one!

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    Submitted by blamblam on Aug 6, 10 at 8:12pm

    If "doing it for your country" makes you feel better about yourself in the morning for giving into anal on the first date, go for it!

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    Submitted by anonymose on Aug 6, 10 at 11:40pm

    God bless America.

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    Submitted by blue_coconuts on Aug 7, 10 at 5:26am

    Tag chasers are pretty gross. I was in the Rangers, that shit is like cat nip for skanks. Usually tag chasers are gross though (at least to me), so I didn't bother. Plus I never understood why chicks want to fuck you just because you wear a uniform, it's just stupid whore logic.

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    Submitted by whoremonesx3 on Aug 6, 10 at 1:53pm

    Good job.

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    Submitted by pacmayne on Aug 6, 10 at 2:04pm

    I live at home, and play video games...what about me?

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      Submitted by blueyaa on Aug 6, 10 at 2:58pm

      relax raters, i am 99% sure he is joking. thumbs up, haha. :)

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    Submitted by Aleeus2010 on Aug 6, 10 at 8:58pm

    FuckNuts4Life must be this OP girl's boyfriend. He's lucky that Navy Seal won't come find him. When they fight they don't stop til one of them is dead.

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    Submitted by Jason_Statham on Aug 6, 10 at 1:37pm

    Is firsty really gone...?

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    Submitted by enoxxx on Aug 6, 10 at 2:39pm

    supporting our troops?

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    Submitted by iskigates on Aug 6, 10 at 7:00pm

    gotta love sea fair!!

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    Submitted by rainman713 on Aug 7, 10 at 5:04am

    Yes he can stick it anywhere he wants. As a matter of fact you probably wont see him move in or leave and you wont have any idea what happened, all youll see is whats left after its all over.

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    Submitted by niceman on Aug 6, 10 at 2:42pm

    Navy seals fuck ten bitches per day, at least. They do it to stay in shape. The Navy supplies the girls. True story. Google it. Yea

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    Submitted by Tarzan on Aug 6, 10 at 7:15pm

    Damn right, let that man do all kinds of dirty things to you!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 10 at 12:04am

    Face it. It's a funny post

  • Submitted by Le_Todd on Aug 6, 10 at 1:40pm

    And she wonders why she can't have a semi-normal relationship. But good for me!!!!

  • 76 94
    Submitted by heyoh on Aug 6, 10 at 2:44pm

    Never bang a guy based on what he does.

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    Submitted by necrocat on Aug 6, 10 at 3:33pm

    Best wit, do you understand the meaning of either word?

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    Submitted by thesmart1 on Aug 6, 10 at 8:15pm

    You are very smart young one

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    Submitted by adgj461 on Aug 7, 10 at 4:46pm

    Like fuck is he. That's the oldest pickup line going.

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    Submitted by BigBoy13 on Apr 23, 11 at 12:59am

    Im an Army Ranger. Where can I stick it?

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    Submitted by daemondog on Apr 16, 11 at 3:41pm

    all military training is mind fuck games and a little PT

  • Submitted by DestruKto on Aug 6, 10 at 1:45pm

    Rule 773: it's funny because in Russia thirsty makes you pretzels. That high.

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      Submitted by OSU_girl on Aug 6, 10 at 7:18pm

      Best.Night.Ever.

  • Submitted by llesoe on Aug 6, 10 at 3:01pm

    Navy Seals are overrated.

  • Submitted by Llesor on Aug 6, 10 at 3:13pm

    Navy Seals are overrated. And sloppy.