"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
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did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
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It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
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