Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
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dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
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I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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