U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
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the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
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Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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